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And You Thought YOUR Son-In-Law Was A Pain

“When Jesus came into Peter’s house, he saw Peter’s mother-in-law lying in bed with a fever.  He touched her hand and the fever left her, and she got up and began to wait on him.” Matthew 8:14-15 WHAT??!! This is … Continue reading

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Solomon: “Good Morning” Is An Oxymoron

“If a man loudly blesses his neighbor early in the morning, it will be taken as a curse.” Proverbs 27:14 I am not a morning person in any sense of the word.  The people closest to me know that, unless … Continue reading

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Love and Cookies

“For this very reason, make every effort to add to your faith goodness; and to goodness knowledge; and to knowledge, self-control; and to self-control, perseverance; and to perseverance, godliness; and to godliness, brotherly kindness; and to brotherly kindness, love.”  –2 … Continue reading

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She’s Got The Look

“For physical training is of some value, but godliness has value for all things, holding promise for both the present life and the life to come.” –1 Timothy 4:8 I’m not shy about the fact that I’m a big girl. … Continue reading

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Nom Nom Botulism!

“Set a guard over my mouth, O Lord; keep watch over the door of my lips.  Let not my heart be drawn to what is evil, to take part in wicked deeds with men who are evildoers; let me not … Continue reading

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Will You Just Shutup Already??

“Like a thornbush in a drunkard’s hand is a proverb in the mouth of a fool.”  –Proverbs 26:9 “When people think you’re dying, they really, really listen to you, instead of just waiting for their turn to speak”  –Fight Club … Continue reading

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Avoiding Trolls

“Since Edom refused to let them go through their territory, Israel turned away from them.” Numbers 20:29 Alright, so let me get you up to speed here.  The Israelites have been bumbling around in the desert for what seems like … Continue reading

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REOWRR!!!

I plead with Euodia and I plead with Syntyche to agree with each other in the Lord  –Philippians 4:2 There’s few things more entertaining than a good catfight.  They’re so much more complex than altercations between males, which tend to … Continue reading

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Baby Did A Bad, Bad Thing

Today’s entry is based on Psalm 38.  Click the link to view in your Web browser.  http://read.ly/Ps38.1.NIV Let me just say I’m a huge believer in karma.  If you’re a shitbag, you can expect it to come back and dump … Continue reading

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Paul to Titus: “No More Desperate Housewives”

Likewise, teach the older women to be reverent in the way they live, not to be slanderers or addicted to much wine, but to teach what is good.  –Titus 2:3 While flipping through the New Testament this afternoon, looking for … Continue reading

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